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Rules: Go to Google.com and look for the expressions below. Be mature and use your REAL name. Use the first thing that appears and that makes any sense.

Question (Q): Put "[your name] needs" on Google.
Answer (A): Baby Maria needs further surgery.
(damn, not again ;< )

Q: Put "[your name] looks like" on Google.
A: maria looks like shes going to some funeral for frankenstein.
(OH MY GOD, isn't that awesome? xD)

Q: Put "[your name] says" on Google.
A: MARIA Says : CLICK HERE!
o.O

Q: Put "[your name] wants" on Google.
A: Maria wants Adam for night session.


Q: Put "[your name] does" on Google.
A: maria does jeff hardys dance.
eh?

Q: Put "[your name] hates" on Google.
A: Maria hates Morrissey's aftershave.
do I? >.>

Q: Put "[your name] asks" on Google.
A: Maria asks to come in, and Kendall moves aside to let her pass.
that's pretty nice of him^^

Q: Put "[your name] becomes" on Google.
A: As a reult, Maria becomes the primary target of Fernando's neice, Soraya Montenegro, who suppoesdly "loves" Luis.
the spelling scares me ;O

Q: Put "[your name] likes" on Google.
A: Can someone tell me what does Maria likes on Harvest moon magical melodys and easier way to get melodys?
eeeeeeeeee...............WHAT?

Q: Put "[your name] eats" on Google.
A: Maria eats noodles.
^^

Q: Put "[your name] wears" on Google.
A: Maria wears the men’s version of this season’s Nirvana hoodie from Nike.
\m/

Q: Put "[your name] was arrested for" on Google.
A: According to one story, young Maria was arrested for singing revolutionary or nationalist songs.
no way! ;O